Pinch & Roll Tee
$15.00Price
This is not a dirty shirt.
It’s an instructional device.
The Pinch & Roll tee exists for moments when decorum is tested and character is revealed. Clean, bold lettering delivers a quiet warning to those in the know and leaves an absolute mystery to everyone else.
Wearing this shirt says:
“I wait till no one’s looking.”
“Hands stay outside the pants.”
“I have survived dinner parties.”
Perfect for dates, social gatherings, and any environment where you must acknowledge reality without becoming a walking red flag. Soft, comfortable, and morally upright.
Don’t be freakin’ rude.
’Cause it’s nasty, dude.
But it doesn’t have to be.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
