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Baby Yoda Tee

Baby Yoda Tee

$14.00Price
This shirt is what happens when the galaxy’s most emotionally constipated bounty hunter develops feelings and absolutely refuses to process them in therapy.

BABY YODA across the chest and below it; unconditional loyalty, unresolved trauma, and at least three galactic war crimes quietly forgiven because the kid has ears like satellite dishes.

This is not merch.
This is a declaration.

Wear it to conventions, Target, bedtime, or while explaining to your actual human child why eating random eggs is morally complicated. Guaranteed to attract nerds, dads, and strangers who whisper “this is the way” and mean it.


• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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